Chaz is Disgruntled: Tim??? Slavko??? Anonymous???

i'm doing my best to start controversy on your blog. check the comment on tina. also it has been brought to my attention that other than spencer no one else has bothered to comment on the blog other than your's truly (((ed. this is not true))) and now that i am providing content and comment i need to also provide controversy maybe i need a corner office and a bigger budget and also i want to know how to draw tim into a lively exchange is he waiting for the right moment to say something or does he have his own blog or maybe an alternative universe blog but maybe for fun he could go off on me or you or anyone or just publish his own stuff on the blog and the content would be so much richer but maybe he likes laying in the weeds waiting for the apocolypse or something like that but pennsylvania must be lonely and maybe he could at least say something witty could you provide his email or where in the hell are his submissions? the american public needs to know as you might have guessed i am tired of winter and being cold and creating for your blog has become a focus of my irrational mind. cold i am complaining about the cold but i was just out in my yard in the night and i saw that the nastursim are still alive and how cold can it be if the nastursim are still alive... i must be getting weaker. give me strength to battle till spring emerges.... those damn greeks had it so right with the myth of persephene with six months of life and six months of death and the greeks lived on the damn mediteranean where it would be hard to complain except when the germans came to town in busloads and want to take pictures of your donkey and when the wind blows in from dalmatia and by the way sorry that you can't go to your island and drink turkish coffee and watch the italian women stroll by while your'e dreaming and painting postcards to send to sorry your'e not here you idiot and sorry your'e not there now but i bet the next time you go it will be for a long time and good for that because christ what is mary going to do this year without you in the parade to catch her tears and bring them to hermes who'll be waiting for only a short time for you to return and then he will be gone but you know that and you will wait for the next year and maybe mary will cry again and possibly hermes will return and this will be the chance you take.