From Charles

Know it Alls

 

I've just discovered a new subset of human beings.  Through my travels I have met and observed many of these new species called "Know it Alls".  This species does not seem to need to have resembling DNA.  It seems that all they have in common is the need to facilitate a better way of life for the rest of us humans.  If only we would stop everything we are doing and thinking and just follow their advice the world would be a better place.

Another attribute of a "know it all" is to have quick mind mouth coordination.

 

Even though "know it alls" are certain that our own individual thoughts are less than theirs and certainly misguided the "know it alls" are happy to show us the better way.

 

The physical stature of "know it alls" can vary as widely as all humanity.  There are tall

ones, fast ones, obese and skinny "know it alls" but the most dangerous in a limited enclosure are the shorter ones.  They are the most in need of letting you know they are a

"know it all."  Some studies about a shared complex these shorter "know it alls" have have been conducted and more research is forth coming.

 

It is generally known that "know it alls" have a lot of passion (or maybe it is just hot air they need to release from their lungs?) about the tasks we need to perform from day to day.  "Know it alls" seem to have all the information you need to know about what to wear, how to move across the room, politics & religion, what foods to eat and most importantly how to shovel snow.

 

It appears that shoveling snow or just contemplating snow removal makes the blood of "know it alls" run very hot and doctors and nurses are looking into this.

 

Also I would like to caution you to not mix up the "know it alls" with the "Aliens from Planet Moron" which is another more complicated subset of human beings.   These aliens from Planet Moron seem to have inhabited human beings and are trying to live common lives right out in the open.  The aliens are infiltrating our neighborhoods and living quite happily among us just waiting till the moment when their leaders alert them to begin the destruction of all intelligence that is still left in modern life.

 

So yes it does appear you can make a great distinction between the "know it alls" and the "Aliens from Planet Moron" but I think all scientists and lay people as well will agree that both of these new sets of Humans are onerous and difficult to study in the open field.

 

Well that is all for now.  I hope to continue my studies of these two new subsets of human beings in the spring as I see how "know it alls" and the "Aliens from Planet Moron adapt to the warmer weather.  I would also like to study the economic effect these two subspecies have upon our own personal lives.

 

JP Woodcock

Conducting Field Studies

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