Charles! The Great Hall has just received a major grant from some crazed software engineer in San Francisco who is from Michigan and he is funding The Great Hall to send me to his hometown of Ann Arbor, Michigan (just exactly where is Michigan?) to write about the culture and the political climate in his hometown of Ann Arbor. The software fellow read a few of my little observation pieces after his girl friend found them; I think her name is Lolita, on the Internet. (Are you the one who leaked my stories out to the Internet?) And after reading my pieces, while laughing out loud to each other, they both agreed that my ironic little observational voice would be just the perfect fit for reporting on the culturally unique scene that Ann Arbor, Michigan is. Ann Arbor where?
Well the Great Hall is crazy about the idea and they want me to leave right away and I was kind of excited thinking I could just write about what I was experiencing all of the time and say whatever I was feeling without the bother of being min-economically correct all of the time. Could this really be true?
I went home and told Rita and she was thrilled as punch and with all of the extra money we will be making (and the software guy is funding a research chair at the university in town, for Rita, as well) it would mean we could buy a little house there in Michigan (again where exactly is Michigan?) and be as happy as two peas in a pod, you know.
Well alls well that ends well and let's hope this adventure does just that and that is that it ends well. And I certainly hope it does as we are leaving my life-long home of Nottingham so quickly Rita suggested to me last night that she felt we were being shot out of a circus cannon and being sent across the ocean to Michigan.
And I woke up the next morning worrying about the circus part of Rita's observation, but I'm hoping the circus part doesn't surface.
We really don't want to be part of any kind of circus at all. Why do I keep having this funny premonition anyway? Oh well, I hope that this worry will just pass away as we have to pack and get ready for the new world order.
Charles please come and visit us once we get a little house with a small garden and we'll fix up the guest room just for you. I am so excited about being in America and all and I think my mother once told me about some Woodcocks I am related to in Philadelphia, America so maybe I can meet them someday and see if they are just as stiff as the rest of my family. I am sure our new neighbors, wherever we land, will just love seeing you as much as Rita and I will.
Until then,
JP