1. "If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."
2. "Call the Art Loss Register, 'cause you just stole my heart."
4. "If I told you your body looked like the Met's Aphrodite, would you hold it against me?"
4."You're so fine you could make an impression on Monet."
5. "Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art."
6. "If I were an art critic, I'd give you a ravishing review."
7. "I'd like to add you to my itinerary…in between V, I, and P."
8. "Are you an antique collector? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years."
9. "How about you and me go out by the pool and brush up on our strokes?"
(Ed: I dunno . . . I kinda liked # 4 and 5.)
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