Spencer's Adventure

So Spencer is trying to open his brand new kitchen knife, when it jumps out of the packaging and nearly severs his finger.  Blood is spurting around the kitchen.  He knows there's a hospital in the vicinity, so he runs out of his apartment and up the street.  Luckily, he meets a woman who points him in the right direction.  He gets 6 stitches as the bowl below his hand fills up with blood.  Then goes home to clean up the kitchen.