Thursday, April 09, 2009

Chaz: The Curious Mind of J. P. Woodcock #2

J.P. Woodcock here. I have been pondering man’s obsession with matters of life and death.

I, as a classic materialist, understand our need to acquire survival skills that include the art of staying alive. I mean, god man, we have to pay attention each day to economics, food gathering and maintaining a dry place to sleep at night. Why the state of our society depends on people just like me, J.P. Woodcock, getting up each morning and planning to spend the entire day slogging through daily living skills. . .

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Adequate job JP. I can't say I love it but I didn't cringe my nose up while reading this piece. Did your parents ever tell you that you are an odd bird.

Phinneas

Anonymous said...

Phinneas you old curmudgeon. You have to stop criticizing JP. You know as well as I do that being arrogant about JP's writing will not make that incident in Italy, when you were young boys, go away. You must learn to let go of your anger.

Alvira

PS I simply loved this piece JP as you know I am an amateur egyptalogist and have studied embalming myself.

Oilcan Harry said...

If we could just require everyone over a certain net worth to go in for large scale memorial-tombs, we wouldn't need Federal make work programs. You've seen those B-flicks with the hundreds of thousands of slaves toiling on the pyramids.

Anonymous said...

Mr Oilcan Harry, you still haven't answered my question as to what side of the lubrication business are you engaged in?

Alvira

Oilcan Harry said...

Transitions, my friend, transitions . . .

Anonymous said...

Is that a type of lubricant or just a lubricated state of mind?

Phinneas

Anonymous said...

Mr. Oilcan,

I forgot to mention I was speaking of the brand name Transitions Lubricant, Inc. Or was it the state of Transitions just inland from the the Cape of Dreams?

P W

Anonymous said...

I'm telling you I think this boy has a point.

Aknaton II