Sunday, April 03, 2011
Workday, Sunday Funday
Stylin' . . .
Stretching . . .
Looking down at partial extension . . .inside arena . . .
The stuff I'm cutting . . .
And trimming a dead limb while I'm up here . . .
Lori keeps the fire going . . .
SATURDAYS
SATURDAYS
Nowadays Saturday is
My day of rest and repose
I read in a magazine
That Saturday should be
Your action day to gather roses
And ride bikes and climb a tree
What happened to me
CHAZ
Friday, April 01, 2011
Chaz Adds: I'm OK
I just have an active fantasy life which shades my vision of reality
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Chaz Sez: In the Night
My mother came to me
And turned on my light
She pulled back the curtain
And revealed the swelling sea
She then turned to me
And said don't be so concerned
With losing so many things
You will win so many more
Just don't lose yourself or the ring
Of your heart or the depth of your core
My father came to me
In the night full of fright
And knelt down beside me
And even though he was
No longer on this earth to be
He swore he would watch over me
My son oh my son
Gather your courage for these
Nights of fright will pass if you
Have the strength to honor your friends
and defend against the foes
Adjour adjour adjour
Allow my weary son
Passage into the Sleep
My mother from the swirling sea
And my father from the darkest of
Nights strechted their hands like trees
Over my heart and stayed with love
Through the night with frights
Charles
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
On the Methow River, First day of Spring, 2011
shorelines retreat.
Soon there will be
no place to stand.
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Saturday, March 05, 2011
Chaz "Arty Tour" - New York City, March 2011
Picked up book on Siequeros
Put it down
Picked it up again
Overwhelmed by landscapes
Once I shake Picasso
Have to study Siequeros
Asked clerk for book
On Nazis and Art at
Museum bookstore thought
They were going to call Security on me
Museum 2 --
Kandinsky In Russia is the best
Afterwards he is a test
Nazis broke up Bauhaus
The medieval trade guild
Idea Must have gotten under
Their Gestapo laced up Id
Neue Gallery --
Vienna Turn of the Century
Freud, Klimt and Pastries
Klimt could paint breasts
Dora --
Went looking for Picasso
And found Van Gogh and
The French guy who went To Tahiti
Cezanne --
Saw this little exhibit of the card players
Georgia O --
This is just for you
Greeks --
More "For Your Eyes Only" --
Goat --
So much fuss over one lonely old goat
Monday, February 28, 2011
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Eliot's Visit to the ER
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Sunday, February 06, 2011
Thursday, February 03, 2011
Wednesday, February 02, 2011
January 31st 2011: Eliot and Spencer
Charles says: Blizzard
The big blizzard of 11 has arrived the wind is blowing
So hard it sounds like 20 cars
Spinning in circles outside
My door the snow is drifting
So fast my footsteps from 30 minutes ago are covered up
And forgotten
--Charles
Friday, January 28, 2011
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Anza-Borrego
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Flood
Monday, January 17, 2011
My One-Man Show
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Saturday, January 15, 2011
snow removal
Sunday, January 09, 2011
Shan Writes: A New Trevor Activity
to check it out.
-- Shannon
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Thursday, January 06, 2011
Wednesday, January 05, 2011
Chaz Muses on "The Meaning of Life"
It could just be meaningless
Or it could be rife with strife
Or the Jesus right could
Be right
All is Maya or Govinda
Jai Jai
Who knows maybe my
Parents were right
There could be purpose in
Living and then again all of
Our bother to be on this
Journey is for naught
I am a cautious man so
I'll bet something on all of
Them you just can't put
All of your crazy in one basket
So here's to all the theories
Of what it's all about
I applaud you for your courage
And wisdom in the face of
The onslaught of the ironic
Nature of this ever changing and
Vast mysterious Universe
That we all travel upon
No matter who we are
Charles
Tuesday, January 04, 2011
Uncle Larry Rescues a Doe
Aunt Pat writes from Kettle Falls:
Sunday, January 02, 2011
From Charles
Know it Alls
I've just discovered a new subset of human beings. Through my travels I have met and observed many of these new species called "Know it Alls". This species does not seem to need to have resembling DNA. It seems that all they have in common is the need to facilitate a better way of life for the rest of us humans. If only we would stop everything we are doing and thinking and just follow their advice the world would be a better place.
Another attribute of a "know it all" is to have quick mind mouth coordination.
Even though "know it alls" are certain that our own individual thoughts are less than theirs and certainly misguided the "know it alls" are happy to show us the better way.
The physical stature of "know it alls" can vary as widely as all humanity. There are tall
ones, fast ones, obese and skinny "know it alls" but the most dangerous in a limited enclosure are the shorter ones. They are the most in need of letting you know they are a
"know it all." Some studies about a shared complex these shorter "know it alls" have have been conducted and more research is forth coming.
It is generally known that "know it alls" have a lot of passion (or maybe it is just hot air they need to release from their lungs?) about the tasks we need to perform from day to day. "Know it alls" seem to have all the information you need to know about what to wear, how to move across the room, politics & religion, what foods to eat and most importantly how to shovel snow.
It appears that shoveling snow or just contemplating snow removal makes the blood of "know it alls" run very hot and doctors and nurses are looking into this.
Also I would like to caution you to not mix up the "know it alls" with the "Aliens from Planet Moron" which is another more complicated subset of human beings. These aliens from Planet Moron seem to have inhabited human beings and are trying to live common lives right out in the open. The aliens are infiltrating our neighborhoods and living quite happily among us just waiting till the moment when their leaders alert them to begin the destruction of all intelligence that is still left in modern life.
So yes it does appear you can make a great distinction between the "know it alls" and the "Aliens from Planet Moron" but I think all scientists and lay people as well will agree that both of these new sets of Humans are onerous and difficult to study in the open field.
Well that is all for now. I hope to continue my studies of these two new subsets of human beings in the spring as I see how "know it alls" and the "Aliens from Planet Moron adapt to the warmer weather. I would also like to study the economic effect these two subspecies have upon our own personal lives.
JP Woodcock
Conducting Field Studies
1/1/11



























